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.. ratet mal wo ich gestern Abend war? AUF EINER SCHAUMPARTY!
Nachdem wir uns in Mybar getroffen haben um Eurovision zu schauen gings nach dem letzten Lied zur Assi-Grossraumdisko, 500 Rubel bezahlt und Abfahrt! :)

P.S.: und was gelernt hab ich auch: das englische wort fuer schaum  - foam!

P.S.S.: Falls es jemand wissen mag, hier die Eurovision drinking game rules, ist auf jeden Fall eine Moeglichkeit den Abend rumzubekommen :)

DRINKING RULES...Drink 2 fingers of your drink every time:

During the show:

• Hosts say “Good Evening Europe” in an overly dramatic way
• Last year’s winners sing a weird rendition of their winning song
• Hosts have a time-wasting conversation that conversation that no-one can follow, understand or careless about with poorly attempted jokes
• Hosts change outfits
• Hosts sing
• Either host pretends to be surprised at something said or done by the other host in what is clearly a well-rehearsed piece of improvisation
• The video shown before an act contains shots of people in traditional Azerbaijani costume

During the performances:

• Song title contains the word ‘love’, including in the country’s native language
• There’s a key change
• The song is not sung in English
• Someone makes a ‘peace’ sign
• Pyrotechnics are used during a performance
• A singer winks at the camera
• An act does a cartwheel or something acrobatic
• The act involves people on stage banging large drums or industrial objects acting as large drums or mimes playing an instrument
• Shirtless beefcake dancers or bikini-clad tottie
• Use of a wind machine and/or smoke machine

During the voting:

• A country gives their neighbour 12 points
• An awful song gets 12 points
• An awkward pre-points conversation is had between the hosts and a country’s correspondent
• Every time there is an awkward silence and/or miscommunication between the hosts and a country’s correspondent
• Country’s correspondent attempts to speak in Azerbaijani but miserably fails
• Correspondent attempts to sing in an attempt to secure their 15 seconds of fame
• Every time Russia receives 12 points (seeing as how we are in Moscow)
BIG 5 PLAYERS (France, Germany, Italy, Spain & United Kingdom):
1 finger for every point your country gets

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